This line was bolted and cleaned by Marcus Garcia, Timmy Tormmy, and myself. (I don't know why a 35 foot route took three people to bolt? I guess we were to busy slapping each other's asses). None of us could woo this sassy little frassy for over a year (also because we were to busy slapping each other's asses). It took the suave and cultured hands of local stud muffin, Evan Blare (sorry girls, he's taken), to unlock the chastity belt and de-flower this sexy little thing! LIKE A BAWS.

If you want beta and shit, sack up and climb it yourself!

Bitchez Get Stitchez!

Bachelor Party

Left Hazard High

Awesome Possum

The Bachelorette

Double Bogey

Master's Leftover

Birdie

Bogey Man

The Grip

The Links

Caddyshack

Left Hazard Low

Masters Left-Right

Pink Taco

Rain Delay

Divitator

Bitchez Direct

This is the direct start to

Bitchez Get Stitchez

. It gets three stars for the movement and fun factor, only one for rock quality, unfortunately. This route is a great challenge despite its lack of aesthetic appeal. Fun and very difficult moves lead out a horizontal roof to meet up with the redpoint crux of

Bitchez Get Stitchez

.

Start left, then continue moving right over the first three bolts then into the thin crux area protected by two fixed draws.  Continue straight up over a roof with big holds to the anchor.

This is the high variation of

Left Hazard Low

.  Climb through the

Divitator

and

Pink Taco

cruxes. When you reach the jug pocket at the end of the

Pink Taco

crux, launch up and left into a final boulder problem guarding a right-facing, jug flake. From there, a few easy moves will have you at the Left Hazard/

Bitchez Git Stitchez

anchors.

Start with a bouldery little crux on some fun flowstone, and then get a rest before entering the crimpy crux of

Bachelor Party

.

This route starts steep with undercut feet then eases back up to the chains.  It is a descent warm-up route.

Master's Leftover climbs along the left lip of the cave for a few bolts before heading straight up to the top of the wall. Be ready for steep rock, good holds, and huge moves. It's one of the longer routes up here and pretty pumpy.

This is one of the easier climbs at the Golf Wall. It is a good, pumpy warmup for the other steep routes.

Start on the right edge of the Country Club Cave for a few steep, finger crack, layback-like moves to the first bolt. Then traverse a bit right, and reach back for the clip. Do a crux move, then climb mostly straight up to a pretty good rest on the ledge before the pumpy headwall finish.

A steep start leads to a high first bolt and then a crux section.  Above this is less steep and easier climbing to the anchor.

Starts just right of Rain Delay. Clip the first bolt, and then move up and right to the roof then straight up to the anchor.

Start on

Divitator

, clipping the first bolt, and immediately head right on huge pockets and holes to eventually finish on

Bogey Man

.

This is kind of a weiwd wink-up of a few wock cwimbs in the 'Countwy Cwub Cave'.  Stawt on Bogeyman and go to skiur's wight (cwimbur's weft) aftur the furst bowt, and then cwip the vewy wast bowt of 'The Winks' (aka 'The Links').  Fwom there, go up and swightwy weft (skiur's wight) to the next bowt on 'Chip Shot', and then finish on '

Divitator

' (or any of that cwuster of woutes incwuding '

Pink Taco

' and '

Weft Hazzard

').

This route is in the Country Club Cave and clips through the two double draws and heads left to different black bolts and anchors than

Divitator

and

Pink Taco

.  Start on

Divitator

, clip though both double draws staying low in two thin pockets and finishing with the final gaston boulder problem of

Bitches Get Stitches

.  Some say this is contrived but I'm pretty sure it's the original Left Hazard before the higher variation (

Left High

) was discovered.

Do

Masters Leftover

, but bust right at the top to a separate anchor.  This is a bit harder and sharper than

Master's Leftover

with a tough anchor clip. It is much fun.

Located in the Country Club Cave, this route clips the two double draws hanging in the cave.

Start on

Divitator

and head left after the first double draw and clip through the next double and head up and back to

Divitator's

anchors.

This route is at the left side of the cave.  Clip the first bolt, move out left, and then up through a roof and to the anchor.

This is one of the three main routes in the cave.  You can find it by a couple of double draws hanging in the cave.  Divitator clips only the first double draw and heads straight up from there.

Description

Location

Protection

Routes in Country Club Cave