They said it couldn't be done... or that no one would try. One of the two. Whoever they were, they underestimated how bored Jesse would get after doing everything else in a day. Start on some crimps on the blank face to the right of shoot to maim, and climb up to the large jug rail. Downclimb shoot to maim and finish up on northwest bagel.

Maimed Bagel

Northwest Bagel

Rump to Maim

Come Now, Beast

Maimed Dimension

Clutch to Maim

The Northwest Passage

Bone Hurting Juice

Slam the Clam

Start as for "Cave Warm Up" and traverse left (staying low until gaining the underclings) to finish up on "Jacked Bagel"

Start with left hand on a sharp crimp to the right of the axehead, and right hand on the triangular crimp (commonly used as a foothold for Neil’s Lunge), pull on and do Jacked Bagel. The axehead is off.

start on "shoot to maim" traverse into "New Direction"

The RI boulderer's version of Manifest Destiny: the expansion of routes throughout the warm up cave is both justified and inevitable. In the spirit of Lincoln Woods variations and link ups, this is essentially an extension of Gassed On. 

  Start at the two jugs for cave warm up, traverse left into the large scoop for Neil's Lunge, then essentially climb Gassed Off in reverse until you get to the start hold of Cave overhang. Climb Cave Overhang to finish. 

  The moves to get from the Neil's scoop to the first pinch rib under the roof is the crux. Use crazy foot beta, supernatural strength or black magic; whichever you prefer.

Start on the crimps as for New Dimension and go up and left to the crimp rail, and then back right to the axe head to finish Jacked Bagel. Use of the right undercling flake is permitted for the first move only.

I feel like someone has to have done this before. Do Iron Cross but instead of finishing up Fish Crack, stop and go backwards through The Great Thanksgiving Smoke-out Massacre. Named for the repetitive use of the clam shell hold.

An excessive amount of linkups being made at the warmup area has led to the need for a different section dedicated to ridiculous linkups. Please keep the entries to those that have actually had successful ascents.

Description

Location

Protection

Routes in Ridiculous Linkups and Eliminates