Proof that old men can still get it up, or get up it.  A vanload of candy still won't entice most children to this acquired taste testpiece.  Good, if fugly rock is bettered by Alzheimer's proof gear. So shady, it stays shady almost all year. 

  Pitch 1. Hump off the ground into the thin gropers crack. Creep right at a bolt and put your hands all over the lumps. Enjoy meaty jams, but at the uglies, tip toe to the safety of a bolted belay in a school zone. 5.10, 80'. 

  Pitch 2 Regain your youth and vitality and bar fight up the baggy hand crack. Kids need not apply. When the fun ends, clip a few bolts and lurch up unlovable munge to a bivy shelf. Carefully steal to the "Creation of Man" vortex and clip the junk proof anchor. Marvel on the summit and the depths of your depravity. 5.10+ (80's Era), 70 feet.

Kinda Perverted

Dirty Uncle

Pitch 1- Tread light up the flare to gain the roof hand crack! Follow the crack as it widens a bit, getting ready to escape left to the School zone belay!

 Pitch 2- Continue on "Kinda Perverted" 2nd pitch to the Summit!

Squat mud dump located West of the Orca and South of Brown Power Tower. Doesn't look like a detached summit until you are under it. Destined to be classic for old men.

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Routes in Old Man Tower