"Most importantly, don't fall... 'Cause we're doin' this Papa Muntz style: everyone, pants at half mast!"

Highball.

Start standing on a 2 ft ledge with a good left crimp, bad right side-pull and high right foot. From the second undercling, high off the ground, press your face against the rock and blindly reach far and high-left to find a ledge or finger crack, then smear your foot to pull the final move to the top. Scary but easy top-out.

I found the top-out move from the top, I was too scared to blindly move off the undercling my first go so I backed down, went around to the top to scope it out and brush away the lichen.

Papa Muntz Style

King of the Mountain

Jacuzzi Casanova

"Rule number one: you do not talk about King of the Mountain. Rule number two: there are no rules... Pushing, shoving and cheating are encouraged."

Highball

Start right of the bush, matched on a ridge in the dish. Careful not to smash our tiny tree friend on the first mantle! Stay left of the tree, stand up here with the help of chossy underclings. Find the bailout walk-off to your left or move behind the tree to the right to make the airy roof move with solid jugs you can't see - high right.

Traverse, not a highball.

Find a large detached flake on the west side of the boulder, traverse north to south between the flake and the boulder without touching the main boulder or the ground between. Find your hands covered in pine sap afterward.

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Routes in Be Careful What You Wish For!